I'd like to throw a chip into the ring as to the theory of why Vancouver women suck.
Bitches
be crazy, am I right? I mean, I'm willing to admit that even I get
crazy sometimes. But there's something about the breed of Vancouver
women that is so much worse...
My boyfriend
has a theory. His theory is about why women in Vancouver are known for
being so snotty, unapproachable, and rude. And I happen to think his
theory is dead-on. You know what I'm talking about, right? I mean,
Vancouver is known for being filled with these kind of women. They
downright give this town a bad name.
The thing
we've noticed too, is that this is not a problem that stems from a
certain scene or niche, it's a pretty widespread epidemic. It doesn't
matter if you're hanging out in Yaletown, Main Street, Kits, Gastown or
the West End, these women will be there, making you feel like you don't
exist, and/or that they are better than you.
I
mean, Vancouver is a BRUTAL place to be single. I know, I've done it.
It's incredibly depressing. It seems that couples here get matched up by
their outward appearance. I joke to my boyfriend that he doesn't have
to worry about me going out and meeting another guy that I like here, as
inevitably every time I meet a random dude out, it just makes me love
and appreciate my boyfriend so much more!
I
have a girlfriend who hangs out with some girls in Vancouver who she
calls "the toxic 6". Sounds delightful, doesn't it? Yes, these are the
women who have double standards, date guys because of how tall they are,
how much money they make, the car they drive, and lord, that engagement
ring better have a diamond that's such and such size, otherwise you are not
getting a yes! (a true Yaletown Vancouver story that I've heard).
I
mean hell, how are you supposed to find a life partner in a town where
people avoid eye contact when you pass them on the street? They will
literally be looking straight ahead until you get closer and then
suddenly look to the side, or the ground. What is that about anyways,
and where does it come from? But I digress.
Back
to the issue at hand: the predominance of unfriendly, superficial, mean
women in Vancouver. Here's the theory: Queen Bitch Syndrome.
It
basically goes like this: Vancouver gets fed into by a lot of places
across Canada, and especially B.C. The theory is that the Queen Bitch
from every small town all over this province, move to Vancouver to be
*THE* Queen Bitch. The coolest, prettiest, hottest, smartest gal in
town. I mean, she was in her small town, so why can't she be in
Vancouver?
The problem of course escalates when
they arrive on the scene here and realize that there is some fierce
competition: all the other wanna-make-it-in-the-big-city girls that are
here too, vying for that same title. And so creates a snake-pit of
superficial, unfriendly, caustic females. It's terrifying to say the
least, even as a somewhat innocent bystander.
